Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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