i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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