Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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