if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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