You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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