Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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