i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
wow bdsm is so cute
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