hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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