Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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