Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I died a long time ago.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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