i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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