Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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