Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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