I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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