I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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