I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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