how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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