Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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