He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Still dying that you shit outside
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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