He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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