butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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