yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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