After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
This can only be settled by a dance off.
soo... how was my night?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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