Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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