Please, let me fuck your mom
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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