Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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