My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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