My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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