I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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