i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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