You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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