so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just want to make out with him forever
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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