what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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