I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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