We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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