D3 body, D1 cock
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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