so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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