sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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