I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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