just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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