Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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