As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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