Soap is not a condiment
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
no. you can't hotbox the world.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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