i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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