I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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