oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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