check it out our google latitudes are spooning
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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