Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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