Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
