I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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